Does this sound like a good reason why I'm such an ugly freak?

Can you honestly imagine a weirdo 28 y/o guy like myself who has never EVER in his life had a g/f. I want to apologize to all of the men reading this in advance since I am sincerely a disgrace to the male population and I do realize that. Anyway, I moved twice while growing up and was even moved during my freshman year of high school so perhaps I didn't have a chance to establish roots and make friends, much less a g/f. Even more sad, I was in the U.S. Marine Corps from 2000 thru 2005, was stationed in Jacksonville, North Carolina and the women outside of Jacksonville in places like Wilmington apparently didn't like Marines so I stayed single during that period of time in my life. I got out of the Marines in 2005 and subsequently moved in with my sister and brother in law so that I would have a place to stay while I worked for a year in order to obtain in state tuition in Colorado. Even now, I've tried to find someone here in Colorado Springs by using online dating, going out to bars and clubs by myself, and nothing seems to work for me here. Apparently, Coloradoans are holding onto old and outdated stereotypes of people from the southern United States and don't like me for that reason. I've been told by my mom and sister that I'm not a bad looking guy, so why can't I seem to find anybody here in Colorado Springs? What really scares me is the fact that if any woman were to find me attractive and interesting she would probably run and be turned off by the fact that I have NEVER had a g/f or dated in my entire life. All i've got to say is that it must be nice to be able to go straight to college after high school, date lots of women, and be able to get married UNLIKE MYSELF. I had the EXTREME misfortune of having to sign up for PAID SLAVERY and worry about losing my life for five years in the U.S. Marine Corps while all of the other guys got to party and date women. Now that I'm in college, all of the women obviously consider me to be "too old" for them at 28 so now I'll NEVER be able to date, get married, and be normal. Again, it must be really nice to be a normal straight guy in this world. With that being said, FUSMC!