N sync or the backstreet boys?

“That answer was either very sarcastic or very stupid. Either way I’m whacking you with my clipboard brace yourself. (…) That’s it I’m waking both of you. Look, I know you all curl up on your futons at night dreaming of cracking a real life medical mystery so that some doctor / supermodel will want to touch your eruption on. But, here’s the bad news, this isn’t a tv show, there aren’t any cameras over here, real medical mysteries don’t happen every week and doctor damn sure don’t look like models, they look like Rex. (…) Chin up, you ugly . So if you wanna solve a real mystery, go ahead and figure out who’s taking my NY Times every sunday. Or better yet how about why anybody on the planet actually thinks Dan Cook is funny. As far as Mr Pierce goes, he has run-of-the-mill pulmonary embolism and I know, I know it is a boring medical diagnosys. But that’s what hospitals are : boring.”